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转几个小笑话,娱乐一下

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转几个小笑话,娱乐一下

1、萨达姆派士兵打探战况,一会士兵急忙跑回,萨达姆:战况如何?士兵举起食指和中指做出V字型,萨达姆:胜利了?士兵:别扯了,就剩咱俩了!

2、别上班了,还是做豆腐吧!做豆腐最保险了,做硬了是豆腐干,做稀了是豆腐脑,做薄了是豆腐皮,做没了是豆浆,万一买不了,搁臭了还是臭豆腐!

3、布什问锦涛:我一次派3、4个宇航员上天,你昨只派1、2个?锦涛答:你不了解中国国情,这帮人,三人就半地主,四人就打麻将!

4、犯人被执行枪决,由于了弹质量不好,第一枪没响,接着又开了第二枪……第三枪……这时犯人哭了:大哥,你掐死我吧,太他妈吓人了!!!

5、甲问乙:你买了中石油了吗?
乙回甲:你才买了中石油!你全家都买了,你家还有很多中国铝业和中国远洋!

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