sunyacong 发表于 2019-11-27 10:57 只看TA 1楼 |
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[短篇] 英式没品笑话—光头男人怎么梳发? 01How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair? He cuts holes in his pockets. 光头男人怎么梳发? 在裤兜里掏个洞。 02 Before the last time the wife and I even attempted sex, she hissed at me and said, "Aren't you going to wear a fucking condom !?" "No need, there's no bloody way you can bring me to orgasm." 上次我和妻子准备做爱的时候,她突然生气了:“你不打算戴套吗!?” “没必要,反正看着你我也射不出来。” 03 A 10 year old American schoolgirl has been praised for refusing to answer a maths question which asked her to compare the weights of three females. Quite right too ... How the fuck is a 10 year old supposed to do sums with numbers as big as an American womans' weight? 美国一10岁女学生拒绝回答老师的问题反而受到了表扬,因老师要她比较三个女性的体重。其实也没错啦… 一个10岁小孩怎么他妈的能运算像美国女人的体重那么大的数字? |
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