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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

(1)在公厕里,忽然听到厕间有人说话,朋友,有手纸吗?我翻了翻口袋,抱歉,没有。过了几秒,那人又问:朋友,有小块报纸吗?我无奈地一笑,对不起,没有,我只是来尿尿。又过了几秒钟,厕间门缝塞出一张10元人民币,朋友,能破成10张1块的吗?然后我给了他10个硬币。
(2)蚂蚁在森林散步,被蜗牛踩到,结果进了医院,警察寻问,蚂蚁说;一切来的太快了,我还没反映过来。
(3)一个体弱男经常在学校被人欺负,早上,被同班同学欺负,放学被别班欺负 于是有一天他偷偷带了一根绳子,跑到一个荒郊野外,把绳子挂在树上,然后...........
坐在上面当起了秋千,心情好多了

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