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短篇笑话三则

1. 哪一條街永不下雨?

Ans:芝麻街美語 (沒雨)

2. 茉莉花.太陽花.玫瑰花,哪一朵花最沒力 ?

Ans:茉莉花，因為：好一朵美麗（沒力）的茉莉花

3. 希爾頓.香格里拉.凱悅,哪一家的服務生最沒禮貌?

Ans:香格里拉，因為台語：誰叫你來

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