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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

No.1

一大妈跟儿媳妇不和,儿媳妇不给饭吃,好吵架。大妈受不了刺激买了瓶农药喝,结果没死还把多年胃病治好了,就去农药店送锦旗,尼玛让弄药店主情何以堪

No.2

中秋去蹦极(第一次),我前边儿排了俩妹子,各种害怕哭闹说不跳了,抓着防护栏不敢跳。安全员愣是把她们手扒开推下去了,嘴里还嘟囔:你不跳,我怎么挣钱。

这把我给乐的啊,等我站上去他同样把我给推下去的。

No.3

她看到他手机里存了个老婆,但号码不是她。她不想离婚,所以她背着老公回拨了那个电话,希望可以挽回这段感情。当电话接通后,传来的是充满磁性的大叔的声音,于是她哭了。但她不知道的是,世界上还有一类人,他们姓婆……

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