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[短篇] 笑话三則

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笑话三則

1.正在書房看書,女朋友穿著新買的蕾絲內衣走了進來,看起來性感而迷人。她嬌聲對我說:“親愛的,想要嗎?”我興奮地說:“想要!你趕緊脫下來我試試!”
2.早上洗完頭,穿了條略緊牛仔褲,黑色帽杉外套,頭髮濕的所以把帽子戴上了。擠地鐵正嗨的時候突然感覺到一雙有力的大手攀上了我倔強的屁股······我默默把帽子摘了,感覺到那只手僵硬了兩秒,拿走了。
3.二貨男友坐沙發上看女足,問他:“你看的懂足球呢?”男友:“看個熱鬧,我記得男足一進球,就有人脫光膀子慶祝,我看看女足會不會。”我…真想打死他,為民除害!

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