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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

第一则:“你热衷尝试新鲜事物吗?”
“不会。”
“那这盒过期饼干你吃了吧。”
“会! ”
“过期饼干你肯定没吃过吧,吃了它尝试一下。”

第二则:读者诉苦:“爹妈说我看课外书影响成绩,坚决没收,该怎么维护我的正当权益呢?”
作者:“你要证明给他们看,就算看课外书,你也照样能考好! ”
读者:“这好难。。。”
作者:“那你就证明给他们看,就算不看课外书,你也照样考不好! ”
读者:“这个我做得到!谢谢! ”

第三则:我得了感冒,发高烧,一帮哥们们知道后纷纷发来“不是说傻瓜不会感冒吗?”
“喝点冰水压压惊,”
“少穿点别累坏身子。”
“要多锻炼,快去冬泳! ”
“裸奔治百病! ”等关切慰问。
想到自己人缘这么好,我高兴得都哭出来了。。。

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这个笑话有点冷大兄弟

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