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笑话三则

1.有一天电台接到了来自一个小女孩打来的电话,电台主持人问,你想给谁点歌啊,小女孩说我要给妈妈点首歌。妈妈每天下班到很晚还给我买习题集做。太辛苦了。主持人说。这孩子太孝顺了。接着问。你想给你妈妈点什么歌啊。我想点辛晓琪的女人何苦为难女人..。

2.今天和妹纸去购物,买完东西准备回家,但怎么也打不到出租车、于是我就问旁边的交警:师傅这里怎么打不到车、交警:你离我远一点就能打到车了、我:……

3.就今天我挤公交车,回头一看发现我包开了!!我一看手机啊…钱包啊都在,就作业本丢了……老师:你…给我…出去!!
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