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短片笑话3则

1、老公:有一天,我死了你咋办?
  媳妇儿:和平时一样,同我闺蜜一起睡觉,吃饭,逛街。那我死了呢?
  老公:和你一样,和你闺蜜一起吃饭,逛街,睡觉……

2、小李:“我爱上个女护士,非常漂亮,想要追求她,怎么展开?”
  大黄:“简单,你假装生病,然后接近她,日久生情,肯定能成功!”
  几天后,小李又来找大黄
  小李:“你出的什么狗屁主意,昨天我像她表白,她说,别的科室病人可以接受,她科室的病人,她不敢接受!”
  大黄:“你没问为什么?”
  小李:“问了,她说,来他们性病科的男人,肯定都不老实!”
  大黄:“我靠,她是性病科的护士啊!”

3、小李:“我爱上个女护士,非常漂亮,想要追求她,怎么展开?”
  大黄:“简单,你假装生病,然后接近她,日久生情,肯定能成功!”
  几天后,小李又来找大黄
  小李:“你出的什么狗屁主意,昨天我像她表白,她说,别的科室病人可以接受,她科室的病人,她不敢接受!”
  大黄:“你没问为什么?”
  小李:“问了,她说,来他们性病科的男人,肯定都不老实!”
  大黄:“我靠,她是性病科的护士啊!”

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