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99%的人看完后当场含笑而死!——绝对真实

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哈哈,有才啊高人把人生说的好惨......

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看上去有点个真实的现实差不多,不过满搞笑的

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把一些经典的小段子串起来讲,也是别有滋味的,支持一下楼主~

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想象力在某种时候就是智慧的体现,我觉得写的挺好的,至少我很喜欢!

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现实就是这样的。垃圾点的大学是给人去镀金的。现在出来有时感觉还不如一个中专的。

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楼主你太厉害了,编的很好啊,支持你

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谢谢楼主.很精彩.辛苦了

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编成彩铃应该会比较受欢迎,又有钱可以分!不知道是不是原创哦

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看完之后楼主给我们的感觉就是一个有才的骗子。

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楼主的笑话真是不错,希望楼主还能多发些有趣的帖让大家笑笑

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