风华动 发表于 2021-9-21 23:48   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、装修房子跟老婆吵架了,按说搞装修吵个架不足为奇,甚至离婚的都有。关键我们吵架是因为我订制了那种搓衣板固定在洗衣水槽里的,老婆非要那种木制活动的,说功能多用不说,用起来还顺手方便。
2、前几个月小区附近有家健身馆准备开张,小区门口若干发传单员。最后开业前经不住诱惑,去办了个优惠。1000一年。结果,说好的昨天开业,今天准备去健身,老板跑了!
3、小侄子这次考试又砸了,妥妥的全班倒数第三!嫂子生气在客厅教育他刚说到:“我就希望成绩单上,我孩子的名字不要从下边开始数!”然后呢小侄子突然就跪下了:“妈,你还是跟我爸再生一个吧!”
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