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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1.有一个女的,好不容易才拿到驾照,第二天就硬要开着她老公的车上班。
那天恰逢星期五,下午回家时,下班的,接学生的,正是马路高峰期。
车子太多,她新手不敢变道,被滚滚车流裹挟着往前走,走啊走,走啊走,就这样开到了郊区……
别问我怎么知道的,我特么那天是打车去了二十里外的郊区,才把车和人带回来的。
2.要买罩,想咨询客服一些问题,于是就问:在吗亲?本以为那边会回复:在呢亲!有什么问题可以帮您?谁想那边竟然说:骚货~要哪款!
3.现在的人越来越聪明了,很多没学过医的女孩子,聊几句话就敢下结论 :……你有病!
4.不知不觉
今天都立夏了,
好多同学还在放寒假
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