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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、你知道啥是制服诱惑吗?
  老婆太强势,导致老公没什么情趣!老公问老婆:“你知道啥是制服诱惑吗?”老婆瞪了老公一眼,没有回答。老公继续说道:“就是空姐啦,护士啦。。”接着老婆问:“城管算不算?!”

2、老公今晚不在家,家里灯坏了
  跟老婆的闺蜜聊着聊着,老婆的闺蜜突然说:“老公今晚不在家,家里灯坏了,能来帮帮我嘛?”  正好老婆打电话来说晚上加班不回来了,我狂奔到闺蜜家。  发现老婆拿着擀面杖等着我呢!

3、老公,今天有人说我长的丑!
老婆:“老公,今天有人说我长的丑!”老公:“一般来讲,男人说你丑,意思是就是还可以,说你漂亮就是真的漂亮了。”老婆:胡说八道,那你们男人要是遇到真的很丑的女人会怎么说呢?”老公:“我们不跟这种女人说话。”
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