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发生在办公室的真实笑话

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发生在办公室的真实笑话

背景:办公室里一共5男3女(都是御姐)
某日无聊,一起吹牛逼玩,
副科长问了一句:你们几个老爷们儿都舔没舔过老婆的BB?
于是众女纷纷象征性的脸红低头,
众男纷纷摇头以示清白,同时低头偷着乐,
于是高潮来了,一哥们儿大概是为了掩饰其尴尬,冒出一句:谁舔那东西啊,酸不溜秋的...
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