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1.晚上,傻子逛公园见情侣做爱,次晨,见一男做俯卧撑,便细看,男人大怒:傻B你看什麽!傻子说:你才傻B那,底下人都走了还干!

2.一男子下班发现儿子把避孕套带在头上,忙训斥儿子,儿子委屈的说:「我们明天演节目,有的演好人,有的演坏人,我问老师我演什麽?「老师说「你演个吊「!

3.两个历史系老师结婚,且都是二婚;入洞房後,女出上联求下联:夜袭珍珠港,美人受惊(精);男巧对:两颗原子弹,日德(得)投降;横批:二次大战!

4.一跳蚤向夥伴哭诉自己的不幸:我以前住在一男的胡须上,後来经历周折才到达一女阴毛上,结果第二天早上醒来,发现又回到了以前那男的胡须上了!

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