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QWEASD2020 发表于 2020-5-8 16:30 只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则 1、A：“和女神一起缠绵的时候最怕发生什么？” B：“醒了。” 2、如果你觉得你喜欢的人也同样喜欢你，那就是你想象力太丰富了 3、正义都能迟到，为什么我不能多睡十分钟？本帖最近评分记录观海听涛金币 +3 感谢分享，论坛有您更精彩！ 2020-5-9 08:12
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