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怀孕做爱要小心

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怀孕做爱要小心

某年某月某日,在某个地方的某个家庭里,一位太太怀孕了。而在第9个月的时候,先生却忍不住个人的欲望,所以就强迫他太太跟他做“爱做的事”……
  一个月后,小孩出生了,是个男生,而且是个天才!一出生就会讲话!
  只见他转头一看见医生就问:“你是不是我爸?”
  医生:“不是,我是医生。”
  他看到了护士,也问:“那你是不是我爸?”
  护士:“不……我是护士。”
  最后他看到了他的亲生父亲:“那你是我爸啰?”
  先生很高兴:“对!我就是你的爸爸!”
  结果小孩就很生气的拿手指戳他老爸的头一边骂:“这样戳你痛不痛?痛不痛?”

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这小孩成精了!!! !

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不错好故事,一定支持.

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